Let me be the first to say…
I'd like to give her some of my English loving.

Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord!

Why do so many actresses waste their nudity on badly written or boring movies? If Seyfried and Lohan had stripped in "Mean Girls", I think the world would be a much happier place now. I'm pretty sure it would have ended war and famine.

Axe Cop!
I'm still a little high off of reading all the "Axe Cop" strips, but it seems to me it would make a great source for a game like this… faceless thugs and random weapon stores and urgent missions popping up out of nowhere… it's gaming gold!

As everyone knows Dakota "Fireball" Fanning is the the name the young actress uses when she's backyard-wrestling. So use that title and you're likely to get a barbed-wire wrapped plank in the face! Swiftly followed by an official statement suggesting that the violent attack was taken out of context, and that she was…

I'll tell you, with my final breath…
I came here with a simple dream… a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end?

In Soviet Russia…
The high-class prostitutes hire you!

That "Vice Versa" one sounds far too plausible… are you a studio plant?

They should go back and digitally insert Carla Gugino, so then I wouldn't need to own any J-Lo films at all.

Matt Damon in buttface.

Who is Veruca Salt?

There's a world of difference between this film and a sitcom or a gangster movie… I mean you can't throw a slapstick-heavy show like "Fawlty Towers" in there and pretend they're the same thing.

Boob me up, Scotty!

"You should listen to your friend Idi Amin… he's a cool dude."

It's Fairuza Balk, of course. How soon they forget…

"No, no, honey… I was just interested in learning more about the early years of Lita Ford's career. I had no idea there'd be underage lesbian sex in it… honest!"

Me too! I understand that other people enjoy these films, and I have no problem with the fact they exist… but (referring back to another thread) I would genuinely rather watch something like "Die Hard", and I don't care if that makes me an idiot, or uncultured or something.

"There will be no scripts on the night!!!"

Flip you!

"Moomin rapist?"