The Devil told me to make a joke about investigating Noomi Rapace's "harry hole", but I refuse!

If you think that's tough, you should try selling non-Scientology-affiliated diet goo!

Steve Foxx, on the other hand, is very much alive… and very angry.

Are these the Nazis, Walter?

Buscemi!!!
From what I can gather he's the star of the show. That's all kinds of awesome… even if he is kinda funny looking.

Coincidence
"Organic Liaison" is also the name of a hippie-only dating site I've set up. No wonder we're getting so many hits! I hope it pays off, because we're actually a front for the Russian Mafia, and those guys are getting awfully antsy…

OMG! The comedian's a bear!

You may mock, but one of their models actually died last month while skinny dipping. She was so busy boasting to a passing stranger about all the Vonnegut books she'd read that she accidentally swallowed a leaf and choked to death. :(

Suicide Girls: Guide To Living
"Through a series of titillating vignettes, the infamous SuicideGirls create a useful guide to their edgy lifestyle. These segments show how the provocative SuicideGirls handle life's challenges such as performing a strip tease, faking an orgasm and skinny dipping."

Then you kill them with a teacup. Fact.

You forgot Whigfield, of "Saturday Night" Europop fame. Shame on you.

The simple facts
"Most altercations occur in the dark and against multiple opponents."

"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see Pink's ass…"

Stab, stab.

Pink - Stupid Girl
When that video was first released, it made me insanely angry… not only does it set up a bullshit black-and-white dichotomy, but the song specifically characterises "stupid girls" as all having long blonde hair, which is insanely reductionist. There were all kinds of things in the video that annoyed…

Natalie: The Movie
I don't usually like her YouTube videos because they're a bit too mild and observational for me, but I admit she's charming as hell… so it might be interesting to see what she'd come up with given a decent budget. She could make a pretty good rom-com lead, eh?

I like to think it was Ferrara's smile… for truly it will save us all.

"Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!"

Having Googled Ritter, I'd say (totally subjectively) that she's waaay cuter than Eve. But then I always tend to go for the "cynical best friend" characters over the leads… they're often the better actresses too.

I would have preferred the more traditional "OF COCK" ending, but then I guess I'm just an old romantic. Godspeed, stalker seed!