"Shooting Star is… bigger than regionals… an Olympic sport… [and] Spring Breakers… exploitive… swirly dolly… tell me that isn't some contrived fucking… Figgins says his hands are tied… More progress on the pedophile front… she boiled their spaghetti in the hot tub…Just F—-material all around." —Brandon Nowalk

Bye, hat!

No! Beef?

The Full Frontier?

Gauld story, bro.

I feel like this is more of an argument against modern TV than anything. I mean, what they're arguing about is the rise in adult content and serialized plotting, which also happen to be the two biggest, most notable changes to TV in the last decade. What I'm saying is, "For Our Consideration: Are We Entering A Golden…

Your Knot Choking, Our Ewe?

Eye/Wood/Pre-Fur/Knot/Two

I can feeel it coming in the air tonight…

So can't ya see me standing here, I got my back against the record machiiiiiine…

Baseball!
(do do do do, do, do)
Oooh, sugar sugar!
(do do do do, do, do)
 You are an immagriiiiint… that is now on a baseball teeeeaaaammmm….

NO FUCKING? JUST, IF I, ED, FUCK!

This comment mixes metaphors like a fish out of the cutting edge!

Allow me to translate: "(One of the comics reviewed this month features a character named Tha)Nooooooo(s)!!!!"

Joss Whedon Presents Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. of Anaheim BasedOn the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire: The Adventure Begins: The Musical: An Unexpected Journey: Based on the Movie "Precious" by Lee Daniels, And Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do.

S… Stage, I'm adapting this movie to the stage.
C… Costumes, my performers shall wear costumes on stage.
H… Hit, my musical shall be a hit.
O… Ovation, the audience shall give my musical a standing ovation.
O, again… Overwhelming, the positive response to this stage adaptation of "School of Rock" will be overwhelming.
L……

"I've voted for red-state candidates because you LOVE red-state candidates!"

Low hanging fruit, you say… Hmm… what's a popular type of joke around here… that has something to do with wrists… and todd… Oh! I've got it!

…Speaking of Wheel in the Sky, Steve Perry had sex with me in an airport bathroom!
What? It was organic for that to come up Next.
I mean, that was the organic Evolution of the conversation!
I mean, it wasn't a big Departure from the theme!

Todd… This is your third article tonight. It's one in the morning. Are you having one of "Those" days?