Chicken of the sea = Can Tuna
Vodka of the sea = water
Drugs of the sea = sea weed
P. Diddy of the sea = puffer fish
Hero of Akron-Canton of the sea = Can Tona

Oh, haha! I'm sorry for my massive overreaction, zxcvb!! Phew! I'm glad that's all cleared up.

He's a McGrathic Designer!

Aww, hey now, come on. The AV Club is a friendlier place than that. I'm already familar with all those gimmick accounts you're talking about above; this wasn't supposed to "embarrass our Boston-based commenters" the same way, for example, BarnitoSupreme's comment above wasn't supposed to embarrass Red Sox lovers. I…

YEAH! FACKIN BAWSTON'S FINEST OVAH HEAH! "A" COMMUNITY GRADE OR I'LL BASH YAH FACKIN BRAINS IN WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

Guys! Guys! If you install the RSS reader "NetNewsWire" it will be unable to load the new disqus and will auto-force the old look!! Try it, it works for me!

Some people would call you an enabler, but I call you venerable.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU, POLARBEARS.

Todd Terje "Inspector Norse"
Tanlines "All of Me"
Tres Songz (french for Very Songz) "Two Reasons" (I have no idea why this is on there.)
Chairlift "I Belong In Your Arms"

My average likes-per-comment is up to 4! I almost have 5000 total likes!

I don't know whether to upvote you for making me laugh or downvote you for making such a good point! ALSO I DON'T KNOW HOW BECAUSE THE BUTTONS ARE DIFFERENT AND STUPID OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

It's working normally on my RSS reader but it's all crazy here! WHAT IS GOING ON

Really, CBS? This is the title of the show you debut two days after the Oscars? I think more people are gonna tune in expecting Barbara Walters than some generic procedural…

Maybe so, but check the page count on this…

HE IS TRENT REZNOR!
HE WEARS BLACK POLYESTER!
HE LETS HIS FEELINGS FESTER!
TRENT REZNOR! TRENT REZNOR!

Sweat running down my balls! Aaaaall them Joaquins crawl! Aaaaal them Masters crawl!

Full predictions or go the heck home!

OK, that's a controversial pick, so let me explain my logic; it's based on two statistics.

A very good list of choices. Interested to hear why you think Brave for Anim. Feat: Did you think it was a good film or do you just think the Oscars' Pixar bias is too high? Also interested to hear your justification for Waltz for supp. actor despite no SAG nom.

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