Oh, thank GOD I managed to get one of YOUR comments before your URL is blocked once and for all. guh

OSCAR PREDICTIONS THREAD!

Uuhhhh… I AM A COOL PERSON. I DO NOT KNOW WHEN THE OSCARS ARE. I EAT HU-MAN FOOD, LIKE WATER.

Laden's tortured, then he's shot,
Affleck and the Argo-not-
nominated, but it wins best picture anyway.

Seth McFarlane! That guy is mah-velous. Love his show, American Dad. I'm an American Dad too, in my just-released film Parental Guidance! Ha ha ha! I'm Billy Crystal! please love me

Awesome! Always looking for good radio station choices, as 104.3 is one of the worst pop radio stations I've ever listened to (They get fixated on certain AWFUL non-popular or haven't-been-popular-for-a-long-time songs, like Hello by Karmin or Low by Flo Rida…) Usually I listen to the r&b/rap station out of DC, but…

Torcha, Torcha, Torcha, Too-aah.
Torcha Torcha, Torcha, Torch Me,
Torcha, Torcha, You're gonna cry.

I care! The Oscars provide a fascinating look at the industry and how they make their decisions.The Miss America Pagent is judged live, it is an entirely different class of event. If you want to criticise the oscars, you could compare them to, say, the Golden Globes, which I don't care about because I don't care about…

1. What's wrong with Todd's writing?

I liked it. Give some actual criticism, please! The movie was touching and profound and beautiful. If you have any actual reason you dislike it, maybe you could say that instead of cursing. Your schtick isn't that funny.

Laden's tortured, then he's shot,
Affleck and the Argo-not-
nominated, but it wins best picture anyway.

Dude! You listen to the Towson radio station? Me too! Go Catonsville-area Baltimore!

Homeslice + VanDerWerff = Vanderslice.

Ayers, Briers… Look out, Jon Cryer and Marc Drier!

The slide whistle that followed this comment was so long, and so sustained, that historians in the future would say that it began the demise of western civilization. New religions were founded around this slide whistle, new TV shows and movies made about it. Soon, the world was a slide whistle and a slide whistle was…

Yo, Switched At Birth is great and all, and I want coverage to continue, so I'm gonna comment SOMETHING… But I didn't get a chance to watch the show live, so I can't talk about it… So instead i'm just gonna celebrate the fact that FINALLY I have achieved a 4-likes-per-comment average after about a month stuck in the…

Don't Trust The P***istance of Krysten Ritter's character in Assistance!

EVERYBODY DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT

My god. We've broken Sonia. Dammit, every time a fresh new face shows up to the AV Club, we have to take their innocence away with something like this. Now Sonia's gonna start showing up in the comments, writing ten-thousand word screeds… Next thing you know she's passed out cold in a pile of Cheeto dust, drool, and…

SEE? VANDERWERFF'S NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKES GIRLS! OTHER PEOPLE LIKE IT TOO! SEE? SEE? WHO'S WRITING RANTS ABOUT GENDER POLITICS NOW, BITCHES?