Do I have the worst?

And they said airplane flight humor had been done in every possible way, and in every possible medium. Never doubt The VDW.

I have this one friend who absolutely LOVES Bones. I have never met another person who watches bones. If that makes this a "Cult TV Show," I'll take NCIS, thanks.

They renewed the stuff that's working? I think you mean they renewed the stuff that's… WORKING OUT!!! *lifts two ton slide whistle over head*

*coughs loudly, points to Disco Duck*

Oh god. We've entered this phase of Thrift Shop's lifecycle now? Everyone duck! It's raining topical parodies!

This is practically unlistenable in its indecisiveness! DO A THING, SONG, AND DO IT WELL! Stop changing every few minutes! You're like the awful version of Pyramids, because that song had a point in its going-on-and-on, and you're just annoying!

We at the studio want a cop with attitude.  He's edgy, he's "in your face."  You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a cop who gets "biz-zay!"  Consistently and  thoroughly.

New on NBC! A group of marijuana growers decide to rob a series of banks in chilly fall weather! It's…

Well, I  got just below 50% right, for the third year in a row. Painful. Still, much better than random guessing, so I'm doing something right!

You got 11/17 right, which is a better percentage than my 37/80… But you didn't predict the categories that bring down your percentage, like Latin and Classical, so you had an unfair advantage. Either way, I fell juuuuust short of 50% right for the third year in a row! PAINFUL! One of these years, I know I'll cross…

OK, since I'm absolutely insane, I'm gonna post my grammy predictions in ALL THE CATEGORIES below. Feel free to never look at this post, everybody!

I figured maybe I could use some of my +3 Sincerity Modifier on my Long-Form Sword Of TLDR, but I forgot the Sincerity Modifier is actually a negative when posting on the internet.

Here's a little something I wrote about this year's nominations for Best Album:

Dear Andrea Battleground,

DO THE GOD DAMNED PRETELECAST!!!! It's four hours long, there are tons of obscure awards, presenters, and performances, and it's the gall-darned BEST.

Call me delusional (YOU'RE DELUSIONAL!) but even if this isn't great, I still think there's hope that this season could be as great as Community has been in the past. While obviously this show is always written by the whole room, not by an individual, it's worth noting that this episode's written by Andy Bobrow, who…

BLACK PANIC!

At least we have Tasha!

My god, this is deplorable. And the worst part is that it's sure to show up at the "Tolerable" end of many tolerability indexes.