I wish they made them out of lead and polonium. I don't understand how they're so popular. Whatever happened to good old fashioned smartphones and handheld gaming devices to distract our youth?

Kinda pissed this isn't a main page story, rather than a newswire. The man invented the genre as we know it. He's arguably as important as Mary Shelley or Bram Stoker when it comes to defining a monster.

Indeed. I can't possibly imagine the sh!tstrom that would've ensued had Obama made such a request.

Yeah, that's kind of unavoidable when you have a conspicuous compulsive liar hiring folks for their loyalty. You don't really get the best and brightest swearing fealty to a guy who cannot be trusted under the most benign circumstances.

I think it's a tie for me between Dillenger Escape Plan and Rush (~4x each), neither of whose albums I listen to, but both of whom put on a hell of a live show in *very* different ways.

I dont think she would be standing right there if she wasn't ok with him objectifying women.

Not to mention, weed has been shown to drastically curb booze consumption, even with winos. So, not great for their business.

As an anti-anxiety med, its magical. And I say this as someone who tried quite a few anti anxiety meds, and found all of them nightmarish. Unfortunately, my state only prescribes for people with like Ebola.

Ok, age 40, never smoked……do you like staring into a bathroom mirror, convinced you're having a heart attack for 15 minutes, then browsing Netflix movies for 30 minutes, entranced, without making a decision, then falling asleep?

Fucking Tick Segerblom. Once he cast that spell of herbal petrification on House Gryffindor, things went to shit in the Wizarding World. Worst Harry Potter villain name, too, by far.

Number one is having a candidate who has been cartoonishly villainized in the media, constantly, for almost 30 years. There was virtually no way to excite moderates/fair-weather voters, most of whom made up their minds up about the candidate by 1997.

I honestly think the only person who could parallel or rival the absurd behavior, tumultuous personal life, and questionable foreign alliances is Dennis Rodman.

I love that this is his defense. It's akin to someone caught on
To Catch a Predator saying they didn't do anything
wrong because there was no kid there when they got to the house.

[revisits wikipedia's timeline of the far future]

Indeed. D.A.R.E is worth fuck all when it comes to keeping people off opiods. But I'm sure Jeffy will eventually come after big pharma for their role in the crisis. Any day now…

I think a lot of it has to do with never operating a public company (which is why I've argued his personal "business experience" is probably a liability). A private CEO can surround himself with loyalists, force everyone else to sign NDAs, and keep public details scarce. You screw up, and there are no personal…

Someone who holds their son in the same regard as a Honda Civic? High quality, baby!

"Was she a high quality person?"

Well, we used to all consume the same news and television. But everything else, yeah.

No, duh. They're types of fine Italian hats.