I've a feeling there might be some bias towards granting him a pardon.

What are you talking about? Jr.'s hair is the slickest hair I've ever seen. So slick. None slicker. Environmental activists follow him around to keep birds and seals away from his hair. So. Slick.

[sigh] I'd be optimistic for midterms, were it not for the fact that the Dems need approximately 138% of the popular vote to reclaim the house.

My sister lived there in the 2000's, and would constantly deride…well, every other place on earth as lesser-than to the point where I have a hard time not being immediately biased against those stories. What drove me craziest was her insistence that you just can't get food like this anywhere else, when, yeah, you…

I find it annoying that movies and TV seem to suggest that approximately 90% of the women in New York work at a magazine somehow. The trope was bad enough when people still bought magazines, but at this point it seems as likely that they would be candle stick makers.

Seriously? Different stokes for different folks, I suppose.

And to think, she was playing a high school student in The Duff just two years ago.

I find there comes a great relief with being out of the loop as I age. It's funny how all things lame gradually become ideal.

It's not the hair that ladies love though; it's the bindle stick. They just gotta know what kind of shiny trinkets are in there.

Same. Though I was aware of the entity known as "Zayn". Even found out I'm partial to one of its songs just yesterday, though I couldn't name a One Direction song.

Well, they did, but they lost their page when geocities went down.

Golf. So if you've nothing to say about The Greenbrier Classic leaderboard, perhaps you've nothing to say at all.

"What was that show you were on in the 90's again? I wanna say News Radio, but that can't be right."

I don't think we'd have our current president were that not true.

This is kinda why I buy vinyl. It's often like $2 more for vinyl with digital download, so I get a cool physical item and I'm covered when the next EMP inevitably comes along and torches all of our digital media.

There's, just like, a real warmth to .wav files transferred over a dial up modem that gets lost over optic cable.

"It's basically The Shawshank Redemption, but if Tim Robbins were a girl, and The Sister's were acid spewing xenomorphs."

Given how often scott raves about things he admittedly hasn't seen, its not too surprising.

Nah, he made it pretty clear he's only interested in hiring rich guys.

-Donald Trump, reviewing A Boy and his Dog