Honestly, if they could've gotten an hour of him farting into a mic and billed it as a special, millions would've watched. He's managed to create that allure of crazy-weirdo-occasional-genius about himself.

I feel like this story is the perfect encapsulation of his presidency thus far; willfully engaging in self-destructive behavior, completely needlessly, against the deafening warnings of nearly everyone familiar with the matter.

Funny, having a turtle for a pet is what stripped me of any sympathy for the animal.

They all look completely baffled, which seems understandable in
context.

The correct answer is "Americans prefer fast food."

I thought it was more of a "it's a livivng!" kind of look.

I dont really buy into the idea that there are "swing voters" in insignificant numbers to sway elections. All the polls I've seen on self-described centrists show that they aren't centrists. I suspect it really comes down to fair-weather dems/repubs who lack motivation to vote regularly.

I'd like for you to consider some basic mindfulness exercises BITCH!

Yaaaaay, another 15 minutes of uncontrollable sobbing!!!

Doctor Kruger, I know that I'm the patient here, but sometimes I feel like it's unprofessional of you to make puns and cackle maniacally when I'm talking about my abusive father.

My memory is hazy. I just remember him trying to quash the whole ordeal.

A better twist would be that Nancy's dad was the murderer, and when people started suspecting him, he set up Kruger to take the fall and led the mob to him.

I know, right?

Kal Penn? That would kind of make sense.

I saw a regional news article that came across an aggregate this morning about concern over a confederate memorial to the fallen in a cemetery. The monument was quite reserved, and I thought to myself, "well that actually seems like perfectly acceptable way to honor the fallen without deifying slavers or being…

Not unless he's being buried by Chinese laborers.

We try, but sometimes we fail. We succeed at never talking about Robocop 3. There's just no reason to.

If by "it", you mean The Perfect Embodiment of the 1980's, then yes, they definitely went for it.

Yeah, it's kinda hard not to be immediately dismissive of anyone who would use a phrase as meaningless as "…how business actually works", as though "business" is some homogeneous thing that's the same for military contractors and lemonade stands.

I think he's a bit more akin to ED-209's Nuke-addicted successor, but instead of being hopelessly addicted to Nuke, he's hopelessly addicted to congratulatory praise.