The only married news team in the tri-county area!

…mmmkay.

Then…why are you here?

Wrong again. It's "soar twos peak", as in, a bird flying from one mountain top to a second.

"Master Of None’s 2nd season is 10 episodes of daring"

Heh, England. Yeah, sure, pal.

Yeah, they have a real Andrew Jackson & John C. Calhoun thing going on. One more reason he and Jackson are, like, totally the same kind of tough, effective leader.

I'm more into novelizations of reality TV shows. They're a quick read, what with ~85% of the words being "like".

If only some prior nefarious political force constantly banged the Luggenpresse drum…

Well, a guy with a thetan count like his isn't going to rest on his laurels.

Hey, my knees aren't going to ruin themselves. Down I gooooo!

Also, when your candidate has virtually no relevant experience.

Pallbearer - Heartless
Falls of Rauros - Vigilance Perennial
Artificial Brain - Infared Horizon
Woe - Hope Attrition

Why are you doing this to yourself?

I can provide non-crack-addict confirmation.

"…that could be said of any small town anywhere…"

Throw it over your shoulder and it's not a problem. Opposite side of your tie, obviously.

Every time I see Damian Lewis speak, I'm convinced he's doing a shitty, fake accent, regardless of which one is on display.

I always associate her with a commercial she does for a sketchy online university, where she brags about getting "a degree in liberal arts", which is the most useless sounding thing I've ever heard.

We want Rock Lords! They're like transformers that turn into rocks! Kids love rocks!