Profound Lore! They've got the whole "metal that sounds like it was conceived in Satan's icy, cavernous arsehole" thing covered.

If by "tool", you mean a robotic tool programmed to fool humans to some nefarious ends, then yes.

Yeah, I skip those. Whenever he plugs standup gigs, I start to wonder how insufferable a whole hour of his standup might be.

They might as well have titled the article: "Here is a list of the people who work at Fox News"

…it was a poop noise.

Sure, but the quintessential fiction of all…fiction, is that people let each other talk. Writers tend not to acknowledge the fact that people in the real world are continually interrupting and/or ignoring each other.

Mike Huckabee? Is that you?

Been there. Fortunately it was a kitten. Everyone thought it was soooo cuuuute how he liked to play in the water, up until he fell in and shredded my legs.

Well, you can always play jacks. Or guess a friend's weight.

They are. Point is, not all interventionism is pointless invasions. Just like not all soda is Coke, unless you're from the south.

Yeah, i got to the point where it was only people that I regularly hang out with, at which point the natural order of things became apparent: you're not supposed to ever hear from all those people again.

I think the invasion of Iraq has caused a lot of people to conflate pointless invasions with interventionism. It's the foreign policy equivalent of going Christian Scientist after a botched nose job.

But, did you see how big that bomb was? I mean, it was so long, and girthy, and stiff.

Turns out freedom looks like a bunch of fucking ghouls.

It's worth seeing for John Travolta alone.

Kids: Can't let them drive around in your van at age eight while you sleep, can't keep them safe and secure in a pet crate.

The SyFy New Years' day marathon is where it's at. We don't do A Christmas Story in our family, but we do The Twilight Zone marathon.

One of mine is 4, so, yeah, best wishes.

And from that I can infer that they're too old to nap….Noooooo!

It's interesting how it's the exact opposite with The Twilight Zone.