Then the Cockney accent is just a cover for the Oscars dance number to which you will masturbate whenever you see that we are done professionally.

Yes, thanks! The Avatar cartoon is so, so awesome. (Bonus: doesn't make me feel creepy.) Great drama, and something I feel good about watching with my kids.

Well, you might still want to watch it. It is getting awfully good reviews and audience reactions. My "emperor has no clothes" view is definitely a minority one.

I got a full cash refund from Dark Knight Rises, even though I didn't walk out until 5 minutes before it was over.

Oooh, look at Mr. Modern Cinema here. Pig farm's not good enough for him; he wants spaceships.

I dunno; "Yeah, there's a dog on your balls" cracked me up pretty good.

I love cartoons and watch a lot of them (Go Team Venture!), but I just couldn't get in to Kim Possible. At some point I have to admit I'm actually a male of a certain age, not the immature guy I feel like, so Kim Possible just made me feel like a creepy old man.

Anna Ferrous?

@triohead: you are my kind of people. Keep up the good work!

Despite my respect and yes, admiration for the vagina, I do not wish to become one. Or even to have one. I'm happy with my current gender.

It could have been a flunky, couldn't it?

LOL. I salute you, @avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus !

Yeah, My Year of Flops really got reading the AV Club. Great feature. So long, and thanks for all the flops, Nabin.

It's just barely possible you're letting your feelings affect how you read that woman's letter.

What if you're someone for whom the "temporary" here means like, an hour?

I enjoyed Sucker Punch, but it was hard to get past the fact that all the girls had stripper names.

I'd slip 'er a ruby. We're talking about Dorothy, right?

I saw Casa De mi Padre in the theater and laughed so hard my stomach muscles became painfully cramped.

So not true.

The hammer is my … never mind.