Best Trump-critical post I have ever seen. I do not expect to see it bested in the next four years.

No kidding! I didn't know who Wentworth Miller was at the time but I've since become a fan.

In "The Return", when they're evacuating Beach City, Greg says to Steven, "No such thing as a good war, kiddo. Gems were destroyed; people, too."

That's all well and good, but Croyd Crenson was a creation of Roger Zelazny, not Martin himself. The Wild Card series had many authors. One of Martin's characters from Wild Cards that was really awesome was The Great and Powerful Turtle. I haven't read any of those books since they came out, over twenty years ago, and…

I know it's post-Voyager, but god I miss NTSF:SD:SUV.

Able Sir Di was I ere I saw Idris Elba

"Henry Cavill as the most dull iteration of superman I've ever seen." You've obviously not seen Superman Returns.

Exactly.

Rabbit season.

Sorry to reply to my own post, but I just wanted to say one last thing: Wentworth Miller. Thank you for listening.

Now I'm picturing a three foot tall Casper Crump in a business suit, surrounded by six other dwarves, threatening to take over the world and kill the reincarnation of Snow White and her immortal lover, the Prince of Egypt.

Little-known fact: the M-5 computer was designed by The King of Cartoons.

The better headline would have been "Conan O'Brian penalized after playing video games with Zac Efron and Seth Rogen."

Ever been to Utah? Radiation. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it.

How I wish I could upvote this more than once.

A "snark generator" would involve some sort of computer automation. I'd call this "crowdsourced snark."

She rubbed a rock onto another rock to make a heart shape. She's history's worst monster.

My only concern is how this news is going to affect Ashley Tisdale….

You have reminded me of one of my all time favorite episodes of The Onion Video, from the late lamented "Today Now."

This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I.