I know you didn't ask for my opinion, but here it is anyway: lose the "hmmph."

I lol'ed.

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Scrim Shandy please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Scrim Shandy please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

"No money ever exchanges hands in direct relation to any sex act."

Wait, are you saying you guys don't know how to write a batch job that'll crunch a log file and geo locate the IPs to identify user ids with anomalous usage patterns?

"Literally surprised?!"

I had the same thought. God, that would be awesome.

Needs less Russel Crowe.

Why are nerds so nerdy?

I'll see that and raise: Lobot origin story. Here, it's already written:

I would buy a full price ticket to see that.

I would buy a full price ticket to see that.

I also did not learn about the eighties in depth until I was in college, because the eighties didn't happen until I was in college.

I was 39 when Phantom Menace came out, so those of you who are merely "super old" can get off my lawn.

Why would anyone watch that? What's wrong with you people?

I remember there was a helicopter. That's it.

"I started shouting at my TV and covered my head with my iPad."

"Baywatch"

Best. Thread. Ever.

SQL is not that hard. Chinese is really, really hard. Ballroom dancing is somewhere in the middle.