Malkovich!

Rue Paul?

If not in laughter, what did you explode in?

Anakin Sorkin of the planet Westwing, who turned to the dark side and became Darth Newsroom.

Did you then put it in a bag?

"Show me… subscriber trunk dialing."

The safeword is "banana."

“Oh, fuck Pauline Kael, fuck her! And I don't use that language all the time. I don't care what she has to say. She's a bitch. She's spiteful, and she's wrong.”

Mila Kunis is always acceptable.

Yeah, okay, sure. So what's the AV Club thinking about Thure Lindhardt?

Liked for username-comment synergy.

Actually the concept of zero came from Hindu mathematicians. The Arab world picked it up from them via al-Khwarizmi's 825 AD book. In the twelveth century, this book was translated into Latin. So we get zero VIA the Arabs, but it didn't originate with them.

Numa numa?

Em dash

And did you see what that dog was wearing? Bitch was asking for it.

And Jeremiah spake unto them saying, I baked you cookie, and lo! I eated it.
Ephesians, 4:11

Um, you mean except for the bit about being an asshole, right?

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That was irony, right?

I laughed really hard at Your Highness.