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She has on her formal jogging suit!

I like him because he was also a sorcerer and a necromancer!

They just guzzle their booze right out in the open.

I only want one if it's made out of human skin.

Whatever.

Always delete your cookies.

Not flushing. There's one right there.

Mr. Rogers did commercials for Winston cigarettes, and I still listened to him.

He might not be in jail. He might just be dead or something.

It's funny because he's a white cop.

That sounds like a case where it's okay to hold a grudge for a long, long time.

"The story itself tries unsuccessfully to wring humor from a dysfunctional family situation populated by an abusive father and weak mother."

They fucked up. They dug themselves into a mystery hole, and now any explanation that they eventually give is just gonna look dumb. My advice is to get out while you can, unless you are looking forward to being frustrated.

Mermaids!

So like Bloomingdale's, right?

Some racists just think all white people are the same, man. Like they can't see the different shades of white.

Somebody put a squiggly line over the "n" in his name.

Art is sometimes a symptom.

I think I had a temp job with okay people, and was going to school nights to retrain myself for a different career. I still had a lot of the credit card debt, but was working on paying that off. Also I was taking heavy anti-depressants, so I don't remember a lot of it.

People are very self centered.