But you still have Stupid Ass. YOU ALL STILL HAVE STUPID ASS!

Hard to beat what's his name.

Well, if they had their shit together, they wouldn't have let them take it.

Thanks for loaning me your copy, Ellen!

Thanks to Cialis.

I want to see her co-star with what's her name.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Everybody gets closer in age as they get older. Somebody who is 20 when their dad is 40 is half their age. Then in twenty years, when they're 40 and their dad is 60, they're 2/3 their age. If you live long enough, you become the same age.

Making some kind of "Peps/Pepsi" association.

Flea still looks good naked even at his age.

My lawn!

I really don't think it's fair to say that Junior Samples was actually retarded. I think a lot of it had to do with him being shit-faced.

Dey got chemistry, dammit!

Eefing seems to require absolutely no talent whatsoever, unlike beatboxing, which is somewhat similar.

How could they possibly demean rural Southerners? (I guess including those from Bakersfield.)

Huh huh huh!

"I am My Own Grandpa"
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

He should marry Miley Cyrus.

Puff Daddy. Remember that one?

Someday he'll win an Oscar and then everybody will be like, "what?"