Yeah you dumb fuck!

Hey, man. Where you been?

Cheaper that way too, with the after-Christmas sales.

That first Christmas after the divorce was a tough one. More time alone, fewer presents to buy. The New Year coming up to remind me how everything got all fucked up.

I don't think a gun is as dangerous as nuclear material.

I'm not sure I like the idea of people assuming I'm going to do something wrong.

Well, he was no Nelson Mandela.

No Coke — Pepsi!

Too Christian.

He was a victim of his own success.

What's the difference between a preference and a prejudice?

I read somewhere that almost 30 percent of the New York Times obituaries that list "heart failure" are actually from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

You gotta let the man know you're onto his bullshit and are not going to take it and that something or another whatever. No, it's a useless and stupid protest.

People like to shoot stuff.

Probably.

I don't see what the problem is. If you don't want to have an abortion, either use contraception or keep the kid.

Hah. Peninis.

That was before they died.

AV Club sucks.

Everybody has to pay and pay.