We all can't live in big fancy cities with five star restaurants.

Overpriced burgers to go with their overpriced cockroach gravy?

That's better money than stripping.

I record stuff all the time. All you need is a room and a microphone, which most people already have.

Which one shows boobs?

Is there a How To Do Everything FOR DUMMIES? I think that would be the most use to me.

Let him use his degree for once dammit.

I think it would be cool to have one of those really nice book copying machines, the kind that flip the pages mechanically, but I have no use for one, really.

Blower!

Pull your damn pants up!

The magician is doing it for money! So there!

Just exactly what they're doing with gay people. Make them so boring nobody cares.

It's a magic trick. A trick. Things are concealed behind other things. That's the way they work.

Imagine magic stuff happening.

Is this show about how there's a core of black writers and producers in Hollywood and they keep getting shows and money thrown at them even though the shows are terrible, just because the networks need to make an attempt at displaying diversity and fairness?

People get angry when they want to go home for the weekend.

Are they still playing episodes from 1992?

That's the reverse stereotype.

It's in North Hollywood.

That's So Racist