Who?

There's a three second delay in broadcasts from the Moon.

He had an ass-to-head hair transplant.

He went to Ebbets Field when there was still corn in it.

There's some alien in it.

Write something original! How hard could it be?

Derek Jeter is behind this somehow, I know it.

"EEF!"

I got plenty of education. Just no skills.

It doesn't get juicy until the Tournament of Roses politics.

Having no reasonable way to get out of debt is what breeds scofflaws and bandits.

I don't think a little harmless peeking that any guy would want to do should be amplified to the status of "adultery." Come on, it's guys.

Sandwiches, apparently.

Plinky plink plink.

Your two wives must never meet!

I thought that was in the bubble when Batman kicked the Joker in the nuts!

Guess what, guys. Recording a song and putting it on the Internet doesn't cost anything.

I'm sure there's some equally obscure text that has a description of how to vanquish it, so it's a wash.

Google is monopolizing the use of buggy whips!

What's a book?