None of these people look like multimillionaires.

That wouldn't be hip enough.

That would be a really bad robot.

Holograms are boring.

It's always about the Indians, isn't it?

Very appropriate.

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He'd be better at it than Brad Pitt.

There are more artistic statutes in Legoland.

It's shitty artwork, that's for sure.

Remember when we used to only make statues of war heroes?

He has a way with words.
And a square tongue for some reason.

I'm sure Mel Brooks would have a thousand pigeons poop on it.

He's done serious parts before, I'm pretty sure.

I spent all my money on the Anna Nichole Smith clone.

How about if it ran a loop of selected reviews on a solar-powered screen?

Not fat enough.

I think that's why the other seats are there, so you can pretend to be Siskel.

Did this actually happen our did you just make it up?

Sounds like he had Low-T.