It doesn't look like a comedy, either.

Well, now it does.

That was a good one.

Only if it's M*A*S*H.

I don't know. I like America.

I could be Zeke Callahan if they hired me.

Well maybe we can find an Italian guy to play him.

Fuck. Really?

That Judd Apatow makes very long movies, too.

Joe Pesci would also be good because he's short and French.

I miss all the good stuff.

Sheldon Cooper liked it.

Canadians got to be funny because of the cold.

I thought they were Chinese.

Gimme some of your tots!

I could argue the point, but I would only end up sounding like the Raj character on Big Bang Theory.

Bullock shows you her whole business and several side businesses she has stock in.

That's Kaitlin Alley.

Poops herself.

This is a terrible sequel to Bridesmaids.