Brandy as Cinderella.

Implied racism.

They're filmed in "Oldie-Vision," so people with cataracts can see them better.

Good-Bye, Mr. Chips?

Some people obviously have a lower opinion of humanity than others.  I see large scale destruction and natural disasters, and yeah, you have a few looters and other miscreants, but for the most part, people try very hard to help each other.  Am I wrong?

Racism.

I'm very tired.

That's what the Gandolfini autopsy revealed.

Oh, don't try that suffering one-upsmanship around here.  We know horror by face and name.

I was sad during the Tobe Hooper story because it was so shitty.

He did okay for a robot who didn't even know it.

Most of the people who visit AV Club had more in common with Encyclopedia Brown than anybody else in the books.

Somebody raping your childhood, yet again.

Well, lah dee dah!

Don't worry.  He's going to be black in the movie.

Something losers used to sell door to door.

"I keep getting older, and the girls…

The Yellow Kid?

I never got no pie no matter how much trivia I knew.

Haw haw!  Sucker!