The Case of the Unhappy Meal

Whoa, dude!

[clutches chest, falls to floor]

Nobody should ever try to surprise anybody.

She grew up to wear a lot of plaid.

Peanuts.

What's brown and in both the encyclopedia and my underpants?

Initially to keep him out, but the plan backfires, so of.

The dome is made of candy.

It's appointment television!

Right! And the idea is, the average dude is stupid and evil. Like we don't already know that!

And you can get the rights from King for $1.00!

I liked it except for the dome part.

Synchronized spin kicks will fuck you up.

Above the Dome

He's not there to try and challenge you with brilliant sci-fi or horror ideas.  He's throwing aliens at low-lifes in Maine.

Relieved or disappointed?

D'ohme!

The Slime People (1963)

I wish I could say it gets better, but…