fap fap fap

I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony.

Moyvin flavin!

Did you reach in your pocket for that?

Anybody can say whatever they want as long as nobody cares.

"I think that shirt might look better with a different tie."
— OR —
"That tie looks like shit."

I may be a stupid ass, but even I know that the First Amendment is about political speech, not ordinary shit you say that might offend people.

"Eh, sure'n we had it comin'." — The Irish

Shut up, you twice-baked barf bags!

I agree with a previous poster who said that Emma Stone gets all the parts Lindsey Lohan would have if she wasn't a fucking mess.

Oh.  There's the money shot.

You gotta practice that.

I thought I was watching it on Reddit.

Who will be our big fat Jersey tough guy hero now?

Where's the decapitation?

If only there was some large organization where people will forgive others no matter how bad they fucked up, and even give them a lot of money.

Really.  How dumb are some people?

Writes it on a Post-It.

It's as good as the real thing, but…

She should have learned from the liberal controlled media that it wasn't kosher.