Never say it on video, that's for sure!

That's the Winn-Dixie Line.

Note to self.
Never have an opinion.

Yazzum!

Better CGI destruction of Metropolis.

AOL discs.

I'm satisfied.

Hardy har har.

Where's Mila Kunis?

There are no good Steve Jobs available anymore for a college grad.

Drunks in audience scratch their heads.

Worst limerick ever.

Spooling.

Dennis Medium was not available.

"Who killed you, Walt!  WHO KILLED YOU!?"

Film with the best quality/cost ratio gets a government contract.

Printer?

How do you expect me to kern this?

"Computers can use a code based on ones and zeros!"
"Like Morse Code?"
"No."

Relatively well-off white guy comes up with an idea.
Improves the idea.
Somebody else says it's their idea.
They go to court.  Nobody gets beat up or killed.
Everybody involved makes billions.