Makes you want to Kutcher wrists.

I don't want to check this out.

And that man is now a millionaire running Celebrity Skin.

"Dear Stupid Ass,
You, me, Poland!
Love, Adolf"

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Mask with that guy from Caprica.

WE MUST REPEAT

Yeah.  He's one of those guys labeled a "comedian," but never actually makes anybody laugh.  Kind of like Andy Kindler.  Or Milton Berle in the old days.

Smurfs 3: Another Smurfing Sequel Thread

It's not really the thought that counts.

You don't understand how AV Club TV coverage works.  Rather than assign people to shows they hate to torture them, they assign people who already like the shows, practically guaranteeing higher than expected grades.  You're getting reviews from fans, rather than just random people who might be exposed to the show and…

I'm horrified by most Showtime shows, rather than entertained.  So I don't watch them.

Stop saying that about Dave's Old Porn.

When you're in love with a beautiful woman, you watch your friends.

Brad Pitt doesn't even bother to get into costume anymore.

I'll get right on it!

I guess the biggest problem is that you just gotta keep taking those drugs in order to feel good, if they run out you know you're going to feel bad.  So you're always going to be afraid that you're going to run out.  Maybe you could kill yourself while you're on the drugs, though, and then you'd never have to come…

There's a lot to be said for James Garner as Jim Rockford.

What's the next verse?

Huh?

Show me that clip over and over, and you'll get me to spill my guts.