I consider myself irresistible.  Women generally do not.

He needs to pay for his own drinks.

And lots of crashing into little boutiques with semi-clever names.

The Vikings always blow it in the playoffs.

It's a very British kind of show, where a lot of eccentric characters in a small town interact with each other.

I'm rolling my eyes at New Orleans jazz, because we all know that anybody who had their shit together jazz-wise left and went to Chicago.

You wish!

She's not skinny.  Pay attention, all you bony chicks!

Yeah, well, you know how critics get all wound up about shit.  It's just another okay TV show.  Maybe you like it, maybe not.

It's infamous, ding dong!

The AV TV Club admitting it likes anything is almost a sure way of getting it cancelled.

I don't like that chick on it.  Kari Russell?  Is that her name.  She skeeves me out.

There was some code exchanged, and maybe a virus.  That's all we know at this point.

New Orleans sucked before Katrina, and after Katrina, it just kept sucking.

You know the press.  A bunch of dumb fuckers.

"I can't stay mad at you!"

I gained 20 pounds one year because the place I worked had a lunch truck that would make one of those for me.

I love me a good Andre 3000 burger because it has bleu cheese and not cheddar.

That shaving money is crazy.

Big Boing.