They were probably asking for it, dressed like that.

An annoying ad on AV Club?  The fuck you say!

Dick cancer?

Something with grandpa guitars and mandoleens and a Jew's harp.

I knew the Illuminati was behind it somehow.

My dominatrix?

That's not what they mean by the buddy system.

Death.

The quality has gone down.  Like your mom.

It's not the gayness so much as it is the ass fucking and cock sucking.

I would like to add more shitty indie bands/artists to the list, but I don't want to appear too pretentious and hipper-than-thou.

They prefer the term "gayons."

He is my favorite white man who plays an Asian.

He's a huge fan.

"No, I won't stop the Yellowstone supervolcano from exploding.  This is nature's way.  Nature's way of wiping away the scum that is humanity."

This is the one where his mechanical suit is pushed to the limit.

Hey hey we're the Smuggies
And people say we smuggy around

whores

I'll give it a shot.
http://i.imgur.com/HQuw7nw.jpg

I'm pretty sure that's just a cardboard cutout.