It raises my boner of hope.

I dig music.

Did you not see the "Funny or Die" logo?

Samson vs. Hercules

Just a blatant attempt to pander to various Christian groups and pull them away from their usual Two and a Half Men / Telemundo viewing.

My guess would be that in order for a lot of people to listen to him, he would be taller and better looking than the average Jew.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.  And you've sinned a little, you can maybe throw something less solid, like vegetables, then for the rest, the more you've sinned the lighter things you have to throw.  You big sinners, just stick to hurtful words."  — Woody Allen as Jesus

Are there any new jokes about religion?  All of this material is decades old. 

He just wants to make people happy.  Is that wrong?

If you don't accept the pure love of Jesus into your heart, you will burn in Hell.  Like it or lump it.

Really?  I never heard of such a thing.

They didn't get the Messiah they deserved, but the one they needed.

Why are there no raccoons mentioned in the Bible?

The Jesus stuff ties up a lot of loose ends.

No thankee.  Is that how they say it in Kansas?

Quite the opposite.

It's like a game of telephone.  The story gets are screwed up in the retelling.

Demons are fun.  So are the aliens in the Book of Enoch.

Where is he now?

That's the extra bone in the foot that black people have.