A delicious spice you put on ham.

I thought the romantic comedy subplot seemed kind of forced.

Everybody admits it's all bullshit, but… you know… tradition.

They were dead all along!

Jesus was a mean widdle kid.

Starring Lazarus.

The Bible starts out pretty strong, but has kind of a confusing ending.

Car 54, where the fuck are you?

Oh get over yourself.

That is the question of the moment.

Management is always busting my balls about clocking in late.  So fuck them.

You would think so, wouldn't you?

I think it's pretty fucked up to pretend to be police to harass chicks into blowing you.  I'm a feminist.

It's a kind of hiking boot.

How much does it cost to punch Dave Grohl?

Try them by shoving the entire state of Alabama down into it.  Even better.

For your mom, yes.

Truth is the best troll.

That ain't no accent.  That's just stupidity.

If my name was only three letters, I'd chose LAX.