What a massively overrated fuckturd.

As long as he doesn't "Zach" it all up, like usual.  (See "Due Date.")

As long as he doesn't "Zach" it all up, like usual.  (See "Due Date.")

It's all set in Lincoln.

It's all set in Lincoln.

What will he fuck this time!!

What will he fuck this time!!

Good move.

Good move.

Vicodin.  I'm not shitting you.

Vicodin.  I'm not shitting you.

The script has been passed along to so many fat actors in Hollywood that the pages are permanently stained Chee-toh orange.

The script has been passed along to so many fat actors in Hollywood that the pages are permanently stained Chee-toh orange.

Lots of crappy movies get made every year.  Why not this one?

Lots of crappy movies get made every year.  Why not this one?

The V-Chip is in every TV.  Networks can say fuck or show ass at the proper time with the proper rating if they want, and if they just don't publicize it and draw the attention of the complainers.  Unfortunately, TV networks are addicted to publicity.

The V-Chip is in every TV.  Networks can say fuck or show ass at the proper time with the proper rating if they want, and if they just don't publicize it and draw the attention of the complainers.  Unfortunately, TV networks are addicted to publicity.

The way I figure it, if a nerdy kid with glasses is in a library reading something, they deserve to read whatever they want.

The way I figure it, if a nerdy kid with glasses is in a library reading something, they deserve to read whatever they want.

The worst thing about ordinary porn is the foul language.  I know sex is a filthy animal activity, but why remind me that the nearly retarded are as interested it in as much as (or more than) me.