The worst thing about ordinary porn is the foul language.  I know sex is a filthy animal activity, but why remind me that the nearly retarded are as interested it in as much as (or more than) me.

Well, he did heal all those lepers.

Well, he did heal all those lepers.

Call me old fashioned, but some people used to appropriately be called "perverts," because what they were doing wasn't healthy by any measure.

Call me old fashioned, but some people used to appropriately be called "perverts," because what they were doing wasn't healthy by any measure.

Hah hah.  Because the Hulk smashes stuff!

Hah hah.  Because the Hulk smashes stuff!

I don't like reading books about people getting more sex than me, whatever the flavor.  Which is just about every book.

I don't like reading books about people getting more sex than me, whatever the flavor.  Which is just about every book.

Bullshit!

Bullshit!

Then you'll just have to read between the lines and figure out what horrible thing they're NOT saying about it.

Then you'll just have to read between the lines and figure out what horrible thing they're NOT saying about it.

I like the idea of a movie review show that starts with "This movie sucked!" and then it gradually narrows it down to explain exactly why it sucked and how it might have been better.

I like the idea of a movie review show that starts with "This movie sucked!" and then it gradually narrows it down to explain exactly why it sucked and how it might have been better.

Canadian idioms for sex:

Canadian idioms for sex:

Really.  A guy who makes crappy movies not liking critics?  The fuck you say!

Really.  A guy who makes crappy movies not liking critics?  The fuck you say!

Where does "dweeb" fit in this Dork Table of Elements?