M-O-O-N, that spells Hodor.

Two words: THUG LIFE.

Curious as to why you feel Clerks didn't deserve an R rating. It's profane as fuck.

That was mean, Mikhail!

A smoking monkey!

But the original left so many questions unanswered.

Castor oil.

The Dawes version, with the sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

Hey everybody, get a load of grandma.

Craig Nichols everybody!

Werner Herzog's never heard of him.

Keller, that was lame.

Chipotle.

By the time I was twelve, I was adept at handling the only tool that matters.

Wanna buy a monkey?

Fact checker: It was actually NCSU. And the girl was the ugliest in your class. And your breath smells.

Tell that to VanDerLenore.

"…his demonic Jersey overlord."

Life's a lich and then you die (from acid burns).

Where the hell is Life of Pi?