#2 is the Coen brothers one.

This has Lionel Hutz written all over it. 

This has Lionel Hutz written all over it. 

The Collected Sermons of Captainwhatshisname.

*Sick acoustic shredding*

This damn car wouldn't stop staring at me once, now I'm not allowed to wear socks.

Alien!: The Musical

Quaid, start the reactor.

I watched this program once, it was really shit.

Jimi's bloated corpse.

31 Rotten Parts of Otherwise Fantastic Whores; $1000 o.n.o.

THE MORE I LOOK AT HIM THE MORE HE LOOKS LIKE HENDRIX

The Police Academy films are so hilariously entertaining that I struggle to remember my favourite part, or which film is which.

Captain Whatshisname is the greatest name.

Jar-Jar > Lucas directing > Ewan McGregor's braid

Intergalactic shaped my taste in music.

You were looking at a photo of Michael Bay, you're now looking at a photo of a horse in sunglasses and a hat refusing to jump a fence.

"Explosions THIS big will not do"

That poor goat.

Isn't there an 'o' in country, Lionel?