Best thing I've heard this year.

Hipster.

Artists don't get the credit they deserve until they've died and then been re-animated.

Ghost Tupac is right up there with Mad Max Tupac as my favourite Tupac.

Rated PG-13 for muffled insults.

Anchorman 2: New Suits

Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, Panda Jerk!

Mister, welcome to the The Onion.

Ok, I'll do it… my resume is printed on the back of these post-it notes, so should I just send them all at once or in order?

I don't know, man… that cat seems to everything covered, you know.

We penetrated now. 

Oh Birdman you so precious
They caught us kssing, but that wouldn't effect us

But in autotune with a Bruno Mars hook.

Of course he was… and there's me thinking Zelda was the animatronic one.

You people are nothing but the fist up the metaphorical ass of this city!

Somebody's been sodomizing Salem for years.

He was in a rush to get home before the Metacritic score came out. 

"Stupid sexy Batman!"

My lifestyle determines my breakfast. 

In Rainbows > OK Computer
Kid A > Everything.