OF COCK?

This month Lars was hoping to have a gold-plated shark tank bar installed right next to the pool, but thanks to people downloading his music for free, he must now wait a few months before he can afford it.

It's the mammal with the most pointy-out eyes, Steve. 

Even with money on the table, I would've thought Gervais had a few better ideas than "I walk around pulling a funny face and act a bit dopey".

OGGIE OGGIE OGGIE

How can the creator of something as witty as The Office churn out garbage ideas like this?

Actividades de la loco!

He's just an arrogant motherfucker with a big-ass head.

The man mean without regard, but he ain't know it. 

This is the reason I carry a sealed DVD boxset of The Wire around with me

You're waiting in a queue. A queue that'll take you far away.

Can't go fishing because I always drop the Bass.

As soon as the apparent hatred dies down, so will his popularity
I give it a year.

It's only wrong if the waiter dumps a bucket of water over the table halfway through the meal.

I think they've worked that onto the posters.

What lah fuck?

"I'll never let go, Jack"

If she's working in three decimal-place percentages, I fully expect her to meet the scheduled release dates.

Kindred is fantastic.

It's doubtful he can top the records they made together; but since the split, I've liked the more-polished sound Chris has been working on.