Frank's hats, really? For a joke that is in the background, takes no screen time, and is almost never acknowledged by any character, that's pretty harsh.

The term you're looking for is "Flanderization:"

"Yeh you can call Godwin on me I don't care. Hitler thought he was trying to save the world, he's not morally ambiguous ."

Goddamnit I'm from Laos!

It's like working in a morgue and never fucking a corpse.

tickling the admiral

Wiping with the same hand you jerk off with is disrespectful (to your cock, and to the object of your masturbatory fantasy). Solution? Just don't wipe.

I know you are, but what am I?!?

Corsair- Arthur Miller already basically did that.

What reasons do you have? What opinions does Jennifer Aniston have that are at all notable?

Conan just couldn't cut it with soccer moms, nascar dads, or the obese.

If your wii stream isn't clear enough, you're probably just dehydrated.

Reetty -

Bones fills me with rage
What idiots think smart people must talk like: the series. (See also: The Big Bang Theory)

Nobody. He will turn out to be the last person to ever die.

I was expecting the same thing. Missed opportunity.

I love that boy genius Qbert apparently becomes a deadbeat loser as an adult.

The real question is why weren't they killed in the beginning of the episode by versions of themselves from two universes prior? Unless the first universe really is the FIRST universe.

The Internet is more accomplished than any human. All criticism here would still be perfectly valid with that rule.

I second Leonard Pierce. Just because I think he'd be genuinely angry about it.