The dickbag meathead brother of a friend of mine always used to get into fights, and his stories were always like that. "He just started freaking out and hitting me." Because that's the sort of thing that happens.

Ha, you thought you could get New York's attention just by mailing body parts. Adorable.

The Day the Earth Stood Still?
Sounds more like a Dances with Wolves situation. Or Avatar, I guess, if you're a homo.

Or just put them online and get at least some ad revenue, instead of showing them a year from now when even fewer people will care.

I'm gonna influence the shit out of y'all in the next 3 months.

It didn't even occur to me that the character might be Asian until I saw people complaining about it, assuming it is for some reason.

She was his wife's adopted daughter, but apparently he was never in any kind of fatherhood role. Sleazy? Absolutely. But he wasn't "hooking up with his step-daughter."

I don't think what Woody Allen actually did was more taboo. It wouldn't have been that out of place in a Woody Allen movie, even.

Apocolypto was actually good? I heard it was Passion-esque gore porn. Should I Netflix it anyway?

It's getting to the point where the only surviving Nazi war criminals are the supernaturally immortal ones, and kids who were too enthusiastic in earning their Hitler Youth merit badges.

I agree. It was definitely the funniest of the 3 plots. Perfect.

People will have been nitpicking the dumbest things.

People did have sex in all those eras, yes, and it was usually nude and gratuitous. Humans love that shit. (Though they're usually not camera-friendly, I'll grant.)

Toga
That would be a stola, not a toga. Women didn't wear togas.

I think it's pretty clear that Abed has to be Locke. Who everybody else is doesn't really matter, almost anything could work.

And what about organ transplants? You may not want to live, but several dying people around the country do, and your sack of healthy organs (i.e. you) can save them. But no, you want to splatter them on a sidewalk. Asshole.

What I mean is, why shouldn't it be?

It started out tired. "Heh, it would be kind of funny if that existed" is not a good basis for an actual book, let alone all this other crap.

He should just do this movie also.

Maybe she has too much dignity?