No, I don't know what most of you are talking about. I AM AN ADULT!!!!

I agree. Several of the MOTW episodes end up having profound and broad implications that rival if not exceed that of an alien invasion, yet we almost never hear about them again.

"Why should there be prehistoric death beetles, vampires, manatou, ghosts, spontaneous gender-changers, and mutants of all shapes, sizes, and impolite demeanors, but not aliens?"

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/…

Why would she want overweight, schlubby kids?

The ole' black and whities, they called 'em.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It sounds so hateful when you say it.

I remember! Well, I didn't love him, but I remember him having about 10 minutes of pretty good material. Of course, by the end of it, I was sick of him.

An average of 1.8 people die every second. It can be a fun exercise to estimate how many people have died while you were masturbating.

Gritty remakes
I want a dark and gritty movie version of pets.com.

http://www.theonion.com/art…

I meant that as a joke, but on second thought I'm wondering if that would be genuinely awesome.

Should have gone with Michael Cera.

Sk8er boi?

"it kinda makes everything that followed before especially pointless. "
Isn't that kind of the premise of the series?

All of this prerequisite fellatio is really going to slow down proceedings.

I started reading the comments at radaronline
Man, was that a mistake.

To be fair, dudes who read a lot of Nietzsche are also usually kind of douchebags. My college roommate, Hitler, etc.

Even if you manage to get out of Men's Wearhouse alive and unmaimed, the PTSD will leave you an empty husk of your former self.

Interestingly, they decided to go with a lighthearted, campy tone.