One-town planets
Are a grand tradition in space opera, most notably Star Trek, in which every planet is apparently the approximate population and geographic area of a small town.

The opening credits
It's weird that you mentioned you liked them (or at least the font), because I was just thinking watching them this week that they're really, really hokey. They feel like soap opera credits, except with CG transitions. Really, really on-the-nose depictions of characters in representative…

1984

I can honestly say that I've never seen Quinn from Glee or the girls from 90210 doing anything as embarrassing as that, or more embarrassing than that, or less embarrassing than that.

Obligatory Onion article reference
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Banning it is absurd. But is it more or less absurd than calling a bowl of chocolate chip cookies "cereal?"

That's definitely what it should have been. End The Simpsons, and make it about Springfield as a whole. Telling the same story about the Simpson family a dozen times is tired.

The steamed hams scene is a decent contender for funniest single scene in the history of the show. (And therefore the history of television as a whole.)

The Roman empire included people who looked like Jacob, and people with Biblical names, but not the SAME people. Or maybe it did, what do I know.

Start the backlash against infinite backlash recursions.

All the Others speak Latin. Even Juliette, and she was only a junior Other for like 3 years. I agree with the guess that it's probably Jacob's native language, although that comes with problems too. He's a blond guy named "Jacob." If he was once an ordinary person, where/when is he from?

Mr. Malkovich will be reprising his role from Of Mice and Men.

The real answer is that the Hangover as a whole is about a 6.5. Ken Jeong specifically was about a 1.5. He should stick to playing asshole doctors for Judd Apatow.

It requires a cock with real grip.

Fuck mailbox.

You just have to wear the right t-shirt.

Everyone was the same size in pirate times.

"Chapless asses" is equally redundant, no?

There was a recent XKCD comic analyzing Google search results, and among the things it revealed is that the average internet person apparently has a 147 IQ and a 9 inch penis.

Actually, I forgot about the dirty thirties. So, same question, excepting that.