"porn for women"
Does exist, and a lot of women do like "our" porn, too. Does Tina Fey really think women only have sex out of obligation (Liz) or for attention (Jenna)? Discuss.

Wesley Snipes does have a point
Liz grows more Cathy-like by the day.

The yelling
did NOT work at all. Wasn't funny, one note, and too cartoonish for the show. Felt like an SNL sketch, and not just because it was AS.

Yeah, the only way to make a comedy work is with the absolute best looking people you can find.

My job is apparently like 90% those guys.

Huh. The only other people I know who say "mp3 player" instead of "ipod" are fictional characters.

I hate people who talk, generally.

Whatever else the alterna-timeline is about, we know that 815 never crashed. So Sawyer would never have gone back to Dharma times and become LeFleur.

Kate getting shot by Juliet in the canoe is my favorite idea for killing Kate yet.

The island likes things pretty. It also shaves armpits.

I still think that Jacob is Smokey's father, somehow. And I believe him when he says he used to be a man. At least, I hope he was telling the truth, because that would be more interesting. As for what Jacob was/is I don't know, but if it's just "some god," let alone a Biblical parable, I'll be disappointed.

"hysterical (in both senses)"
By which you mean amusing, and shrill/crazy? Well, there's another sense: the literal sense.

More than vampirism and nothing combined.

Parks and Rec was definitely funnier than 30 Rock this week. I swear I exist outside the internet, and have not conspired with anyone to spread this opinion.

I watched the Marriage Ref because I was curious what would happen. I found the extreme awkwardness weirdly compelling. The funny parts were indeed comments about the premise rather than the couples featured. That and Larry David antagonizing Madonna, Curb-style. Ricky just laughing at the ridiculousness of it was…

Insufferable if you want to do something remotely unethical, like kill an opossum that is possibly the wrong opossum.

I do intend to heat up some orange juice, though I'm highly skeptical.

"Tacky pictures of flowers," more precisely.

Sounds like she needs a good "talking to."

"Gray, unadorned apartment"
Now that you mention it, EVERYTHING on that show was some shade of gray, or black, or white. Like color didn't even exist!