"Home," incidentally, was also pretty funny, despite being so dark.

There were a few humor-based episodes of the X-Files every season, and most episodes had at least a couple jokes, mostly in the form of Mulder-Scully banter, or reactions to backwoods weirdos.

Huh? How did a safe robbery tie into a sex crimes case?

But WHO IS THE FRENCH WOMAN?!?!?

I'll watch when they get Michael Collins.

You don't want to be like pancakes, man. All exciting at first, then you're fucking sick of 'em.

Yeah, I always wondered what they would do if they ever had to try a defendant who refused to confess.

Mr. Pinnacle -

It was actually a polo injury. Don't know how that could result from polo? That's because you're not rich enough.

That would be way too much of that guy if he became a regular. He just needs the occasional appearance to shed light on Tom. Kind of like Mose on The Office.

Women will like what I tell them to like.

Most roles are gender specific, but aren't most roles also specific to other physical attributes? Like age, for example?

Yeah! It may be separate, but it's also equal.

::titters submissively, transforms into giant robot, flies away::

Or maybe it isn't perfectly analogous to chess.

I think it was set up that way just to make it ambiguous. The questions are:

You really should have stopped after the first sentence.

::wildly insensitive comment::

But what's next?
I'm guessing hard-partying Hasidic Jews, in "Kiryas Joel."

Karl Pilkinton should replace Madonna.