If somebody nearby was triumphantly shouting "yes" nearby, I would probably high five somebody.

If Cuddy resigned, there would have to be a replacement, and we could definitely do worse. At least Cuddy is unrealistically tolerant of shenanigans.

Yeah, Zack. There's a great deal of plot based on the characters' skin pores, and without HD that must be flying right over your head. Totally different show.

Agricultural societies don't tend to practice infanticide. However, up until quite recently, most people just wouldn't get too attached to their children for the first several years of their lives, because so many would die anyway. And really, what the fuck do babies do anyway? They're like noisy, pooping pet rocks,…

Denver and Dakota
It's funny because it's true.

Subtle Sexuality was ridiculously autotuned, and hence gave no indication whether she could sing.

All confident women are terrible!

David Wallace has a car, too, but THERE ARE NO CAR MANUFACTURING PLANTS IN WESTCHESTER. This show is obviously fake.

It all depends upon circumstances. If you have a job waiting for you and enough money to last until then, that's just a vacation, not unemployment. I was unemplyed for a few months last year, and it did suck, but only because of the uncertainty, the money issue, and the fact that looking for work is always kind of…

"Scissor me" had me laughing out loud, too, and I don't even know why.

Haha, Lindsay Lohan! She'll sleep with ANYbody!

It wouldn't work if they tried to set it up as a realistic documentary. Just go ahead and watch any episode while constantly reminding yourself that there is supposed to be an actual camera crew filming everything. It doesn't make any sense. (Example: Claire walking around in her underwear in front of a documentary…

The History Channel became the stupidest channel on television for the same reason MTV stopped playing music videos, sci fi became "Syfy," FOX News lies about everything, and the Nashville Network became Spike. Specialty programming gets low ratings. The allure of higher ratings of broader and usually dumber…

Not aliens. Interdimensional beings. And their treasure is knowledge.

I definitely don't think it's clear which is good or evil, if in fact either is either. They both seem to kill a bunch of people, though only MIB does so directly. Jacob brought the Black Rock, presumably because he wanted followers. In contrast, MIB talks about "freedom" a lot. Jacob is optimistic (though about WHAT…

Christopher Waltz should get best supporting actor for Inglorious Basterds. Otherwise, I don't think so.

Mel has some crazy religious beliefs and bigoted worldview apparently inherited from his father. Or maybe he doesn't really mean it, or is conflicted about it, or whatever. I don't care, because that's not illegal, and I'm not hanging out with him socially. Sean Penn also seems like a douchebag, but I think he's a…

Murray, obviously only Scarlet Johannson could pull that off.

What are you talking about? All his posts were about urine drinking. Is that specifically "post-millenial?"

GODDAMNIT