Incorrect. The best one is From Esme with Love and Squalor.

I can't think of anyone would do a good job of it. However, a Wes Anderson version would make me angrier than a Michael Bay version. God that would be terrible.

Or maybe he hasn't written anything. The rumors are just that. And they're based on the fact that he's said he hates publishing (but not writing), and that he must have been doing SOMETHING in all that time.

And it's less than 2 years until 2012, the END OF THE WORLD. COINCIDENCEE?!

That's because of the demographics of people who listen to the radio, not because this country is especially retarded. I thought we covered this in the Air America bankruptcy post.

Ok, but Kevin Smith was definitely the first one to describe rebellious angels in work of literature, so Howie isn't too far behind.

Also… you're home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

It's perfectly sane when you realize how much homoeroticism there is to compensate for.

But then the anti-sarc mark would immediately start being used sarcastically. Which then I guess you'd have to follow with a sarc mark. And then ANOTHER sarc mark to show that you were being sarcastic about the sarc mark, followed by an ant-sarc mark to show that your really mean it. Then put the whole thing in scare…

Star Trek is kind of backed into a corner with that by the whole premise of the franchise. If they don't make computers and stuff only marginally more futuristic than what currently exists, there would be no point to have a huge human crew at all. I mean, there still isn't, but disbelief can be suspended.

Technically all tits are slightly non-Euclidian, due to relativistic effects. However, Snooki's definitely have something of ancient and terrible gods about them.

Coincidentally, "Russian midget prostitute" is the name my friends in high school started calling an ex-girlfriend of mine suspiciously quickly after I broke up with her.

The good thing about Jersey Shore, seriously,
is that it's SO ridiculous that even other ridiculous "mega stars" must realize it. So the Krsdsdasasdns look at someone like JWOWWWWW, see that they're promoted in the same way with even more success, and MAYBE get a little introspective about it. "Oh, I get it. It's…

Yeah, and "college" doesn't mean the same thing either. It's either an organization within a university, or an intermediate step before university, or a pretentious "public school," and who knows what else, because England is dumb.

Yeah, that seemed really out of character. When that guy was first told his pitiful life story, I was assuming that the whole thing was a prank by Wilson and that House knew that and was only pretending to believe it. Or something. Come on!

Taub is polarizing. I'm the only one among my friends-who-at-least-occasionally-watch-House who likes him. He's simultaneously the snarky one and the only one on the team who acts like an adult or has a realistic opinion of himself.

You know, I had no idea that anyone didn't like Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter. Of course, I also like the American Office as much as the British one, so I'm probably not cut out for this, anyway.

In this case I think it's more a case of qualitative identity vs. numerical identity.

Wow, this thread is ridiculous.

"Suck it"
You missed the joke.