How do YOU spell it, then?

Sherlock Holmes is indeed proficient in a variety of exotic martial arts and demonstrates barely plausible feats of strength and endurance on a few occasions. And I'm sure there were quite a few people fighting for money in sketchy settings in Victorian London. The British were and are largely a filthy, thuggish…

The AV Club comments are full of shit like "I could never be friends with someone who likes [popular culture item]." So the AV Club dating service would probably have thousands of dimensions, and nobody would get paired up with anybody. Just like real life.

Delgoi, I think.

There's not really anything "intellectual" about Springsteen OR Seger. Springsteen just writes much better songs, is all. And puts on a better show. And is more roguishly handsome and charming.

Were there blue people in The Wire? I'm only on season 3.

Barf Man's heart is deep like the ocean.

zombies as decaying, shambling, brain-destroying meme
When is the backlash against cutesy zombie shit going to gain momentum?

We were supposed to think the pig faces were ugly? Man I REALLY missed the point of that episode.

The Competent Sex Computer is the true promise of a better future.

So WHAT? So let's dance!

Intercourse Vouchers

Why call it anything? This decade is almost over. Let's just pretend it never happened.

The real answer is that it should be the twenty aughts. However most people seem to say "the two thousands," apparently still out of awe that the fourth digit changed a few years ago.

Diamonds have plenty of intrinsic value as cutting tools. And a diamond-tipped circular saw is more fun to show off than a stupid ring. Cus even if your infantile golddigging harpie friends are not impressed, rev that fucker up and they'll damn well pretend to be. Women be maimin'.

The hyphen American descriptions should be reserved for first generation immigrants, in my wise opinion. (This would make Theresa Heinz Kerry an African-American, but not Bill Cosby.) It's silly to use for "race," since countries and regions are not ethnically homogeneous, and there are places besides fucking America.…

Heinlein might have been less comfortable with male homosexuality, but he still had plenty of it in his books. It seems to be only the most enlightened characters that embrace the fuck everything that moves ethos, while everyone enjoys a good lesbian.

Saying Infinite Jest is the book of the (20th) century is like saying your favorite season of the Simpsons is the 18th.

Wes Anderson? What? What a shitty idea. You suck.

Uday and Qusay
Sigh. So I guess at this point, according to the sliding chronology of the Simpsons, Bart was born in like 1999, Lisa in 2001. Homer in… 1972? Good lord, I hope this show goes off the air before I'm older than Homer.