I suppose you have a better idea?

When my kid was in front of the TV, I said "hey Jeremy, you make a better door than a window." Then I decided to find out if it was true. Turns out he makes a crappy door, since I could push him aside easily. And when I had him stand in a window frame, he slipped and fell to his death. Good for nothing!

You could have a show with multiple rounds, testing intelligence, wisdom, constitution, armor class….

You're not listening, Jerry. I never even made it to the store!

Pretty sure those parents are villified, too, which is what the producers are counting on, despite doing it totally deadpan. If it's disusting, that means viewers! Remember the number one rule of reality television, that you can't keep horrible, shameless attention whores down.

I don't remember the Stand that well. Was there any jebus? What was the deal with magic old black lady?

Christian zombies might have some unintended subtext.

Magnet Man should have a crossover with a character I've created, Iron Crotch.

I didn't know… oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to Hell!

Yeah! I heard it was the BEST in New York!

The Oscars should be hosted by 4chan.

I mean, if it's arranged so you only see the back half, and you'd never know for sure…

The AV Club should do an inventory of incongruous appearance/voice pairings. Neil Young needs to be in more inventories.

She's just as annoying in Hotel Chevalier as anywhere else. She does show her ass for some reason, though, so I guess if you're one of those people who thinks she's the most beautiful person ever, it's worth a look. I assume that's what TomWaits means.

Mythology-based nerd gripes
So, are we going to have more than just Odin, Thor, and Loki, for once? There are other Norse gods, people.

Also, Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

"Sex with terrorist" made me laugh out loud. I hope it's never explained.

She had some funny lines, but she's still basically a minimal character. But she's an attractive woman, and this is the internet, so…

Hooray for easily impressed students of aforementioned lecherous dirtbags, who want to feel "sophisticated!"

"even after my Evangelical best friend told me that they promoted witchcraft and Satanism, or something. Whatever. I stopped being friends with him and kept on reading about time-traveling trolleys and zombie magicians and robotic baseball players."