What the fuck are any of you talking about? Did people really know/care who was "popular" at your respective high schools? What does that mean?

Hooray for lecherous dirtbag professors!

Any woman with less than a 34" waist is an "emaciated hipster?" Whatever you say, fatass.

Poppy, sesame, and plain are the true bagel types, but variations have varying levels of offensiveness. I quite like everything bagels, which have poppy, sesame, onion, and salt in one. Cinnamon raisin is just silly, and not a bagel.

(emphatically denies incest)

My Japanese-made pants become transparent when I forget to wipe.

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And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

Catholicism has much better art, but sillier costumes.

I love that you took such an unambiguous stance on the "can dogs go to heaven" question. If you think about it, the implication is that being able to be convinced they don't is itself a hellworthy offense.

You can spoil anything. Enkidu dies!

I wouldn't call it "zinging" the Twilight Zone. You don't go that specific that often if you don't love the source material.

I actually always pick the normal add structure, at least for TV shows that had ads in them originally. It was written to be viewed in pieces, and usually actually works better with the 30 second breaks. Studies have shown that people actually get more enjoyment that way. Or maybe I'm making that up, I don't remember.

Seriously, though: going to NYU is worth bragging about?

I think we should found a Dogme 09 movement, expanding the Dogme 95 rules to include restrictions against actors, events, or electricity.

Mad Men isn't on Hulu.

"the faaaabric of our lives" ::flutters eyelashes::

Oh, there are business models that could work, like having a much bigger streaming library than Netflix and charging less but having no mail service. Somehow I doubt that's what is going to happen, though.

I remember when I got my nobel prizes in physics and medicine, and I couldn't even remotely watch the ceremony for free from my space pirate job, and I was like, "whaaaaat?"

JUDGE'S RULING:

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"Dysfunctional white void," Amelie?