Or at least start signing you posts "Amelia, or whatever."

What, you don't like enormous, comically, aggressively tasteless buildings? Where do you expect oil sheikhs to stay when they're in town?

David Cross killed my dog. Like, for no reason.

Laffin' with David's Very Large Number of Children

This is the winter of YOUR discontent.

Yes. Both in that respect, and the fact that Genghis Khan is everyone's grandpa.

Didn't know. Just googled. Still don't understand. It's a portmanteau of "jeans" and "leggings," if that makes sense (no, it doesn't).

I think "zerglings" is more apt than "arrows for God's quiver," but then I'm not a fucking nutjob.

You guys have got it backwards. It's beyond the metaphor in that direction at this point. From now on, any conspicuously cavernous, echoey enclosure is a "Duggar vagina."

Because then the Church of Scientology will buy 500 million tickets to the Battlefield Earth remake.

Don't Worry, Be Happy
Don't forget that this was also covered by a certain Mr. Big Mouth Billy Bass.

skullcrusher:

Makes sense. How expensive can a diluted glorp of high fructose ass syrup be to produce? Fast food soda is probably like 98% profit.

Enhance!

Is it possible one could live in Queens and not understand that it's part of New York City? Not just technically (as in, we pay city taxes, and vote for the mayor), but in every sense. Parts, obviously, are "suburban," but Queens is also the most diverse burough, with more people than Manhattan and better food.

I heard the president's got negro blood.

What a weird, specific stereotype/reason to dislike a television show.

What is sex like?

The Jewish versions of many superheroes are spelled the same, just with different pronunciation. Like Morty Spiderman.

And what's with the monster claws instead of left hands?