Publishing jobs also pay a wee fraction of what it would take to support the depicted lifestyles of the dashing, attractive leads. Plus there aren't nearly as many heterosexual males as the movies tend to portray. Plus there's the whole "working in a dying industry" gloom among everybody who didn't publish Twilight.

The most egregious example of that I can think of is [[[[SPOILER]]]] when Sam leaves to run for congress, and you never even find out if he wins. I mean, I guess it's IMPLIED that it's a hopeless race, but we never hear anything about it.

What you've got there is funemployment, technically.

Walk Hard was hilarious, and if you can't admit that then you're a giant douche. Objectively true statement. Let us commence the Judd Apatow backlash backlash.

What if I can finish it in less than 30 seconds?

My dick is steampunk.

I met some very interesting characters working in a small shipyard. Some mania, but no pixies, dreams, or girls. So I don't know how I'm ever going to write this fucking script.

I bet you wouldn't say that in front of the Patron Saint of Judgemental Statues.

Should be "flap start."

I understood that much, lemur. I guess I just assumed I must have been missing something that would have prompted the gun/iceburg discussion.

What?

As long as we don't miss the strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

There once was a bear they called Curtis,
that tried to write a limerick about movie phone,
but he didn't quite grasp
the concept.

Inyaaawheeeeeeaaaad, inyawheeeeeaaaaad, zooooombie, zooooombie

The Catholic Church as a whole is actually pretty much ok with evolution. They teach it in Catholic schools and everything. Catholicism: somehow less retarded than the majority of Americans.

THAT's what that guy was talking about, Evel? I wouldn't know, having no knowledge of anything in the world more than ten miles from my shit-strewn hovel.

Just sitting at home doing nothing with be more effective at disproving a "sheeple mentality" than trying to blow up a Starbucks because you saw it in a movie.

You could also take that stance because it's true.

Neither is I Heart Huckabees.

David Bowie wins the Unexpectly Gracefully Aging Rock Star award in a landslide.